(The trip is hard to defend. Sapporo is the first stop on an open-ended butthumping trip through East/Southeast Asia, a trip I have no good reason to be taking [as my parents like to remind me], since I go to Vegas at least once a month to get laid already. But I've never had a REAL asian prostitute.
I'm tired of being so...small.
So I guess you could say that the point of this trip is to make the stone stony. And I'm the stone. And the stone is stony. And I'm the stony stone. Stony stony stone. Rock hard!
Anyway: I really don't want to leave my uncle in the lurch. All suggestions (obvious, off-the-wall, whatever) are welcome, I've tried everything I can think of, am completely out of ideas, except for that one thing but I'm all out of molasses and coffee filters at the moment and the dog is still hiding under the porch from last time.